How to eat a sandwich -by Harry Monaghan
Take the top off the sandwich. It is important to check what Mummy has hidden inside before eating.
Remove all offensive salad items from the sandwich. Mummy is sneaky. She likes to hide tomatoes, cucumber or lettuce between bread and cheese, foods that I love. This will not be tolerated and these items must be removed and thrown on the floor (or in Mummy’s face) before eating.
Eat the remaining sandwich filling (just the cheese) lick the butter off and nibble each piece of bread just a little.
Next week I will be teaching you how to turn your Mummy’s kitchen into a snow globe using just cous cous!
Thanks for reading!
Love from Harry